| Retarded eggplant.

Everyone knows apples are the smartasses among fruit. Well, the eggplant is the most retarded. He goes to work with his little briefcase, his nice shirt and little tie, but he doesn't have a job. So he just stands in the middle of the lawn wondering where the hell he was going. In the weekend however he declares war to the pumpkins growing in the yard. He gets in his tank and shouts like crazy, swinging his wooden sword like a mad man!

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